Behold the MAGA God King.
EMIL CIORAN
In every man sleeps a prophet, and when he wakes there is a little more evil in the world.
Saturday, November 15, 2025
Thursday, August 7, 2025
JEYHUN ALIYEV SILO
To Be Tried as a Jew
Fascism is not an ideology, it is a religion. So, it is as bigoted as religion in worshipping the leader. The most obvious difference between the two bigotries is that fascism replaces God with a dictator.
Wednesday, August 6, 2025
JEYHUN ALIYEV SILO
To Be Tried as a Jew
In fascism obedience is not demanded, it is imposed. Fascism and racism have no reasonable arguments to convince the masses to follow them. So, they frighten the masses; and to frighten, they warn people by shouting at them. When you shout, cowards fall into your net.
Thursday, April 3, 2025
Thursday, February 13, 2025
The way Donnie D-Cups cowered when being told to shush by President Musk's four-year-old human shield really was the comedy gold we needed, even if for a moment, until we realized that President Musk's four-year-old human shield wields more power in the Oval Office than the MAGA God King.
Monday, December 30, 2024
To all of the twits who ignored every red flag, caved to your worst selves, and bought into all of the most obvious of Trump's insane lies:
Everything that happens from here on out - the family members you lose, the suffering, the confiscation of your freedoms at the whim of your god king - is all on you.
Especially the Christians who knowingly and enthusiastically rejected everything their original lord and savior ever said and taught in favor of Jesus 2.0.
You can no longer falsely blame dems, antifa, LGBTQ people, or immigrants for everything that you've set into motion with your prejudice and cowardice. You made your filthy bed, and now you're going to lie in it - still sick, still poor, and still stupid.
All to feed your desperate hunger to hurt people who never did anything to you your childish, hate -fueled decision will not make us disappear. It will not magically give you cheap gas and groceries, and it most certainly is not going to bring about world peace or otherwise make anything "great.”
Your one success was to hand the nation's most powerful seat to a career criminal whose only goals are to evade prison force everyone to worship his worthless ass. And use our country as a piggybank to fund his coke parties.
Hope it was all worth it, you hateful fuckwits.
Enjoy the ride.
Thursday, December 5, 2024
Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Even a four-year-old who's only ever seen pictures of Disneyland knows the Matterhorn is in Switzerland.
There's a reason why the entire world thinks we Americans are the stupidest people on the planet.
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
GEORGE CONWAY
C-SPAN - October 30, 2024
I don't want to see a Republican Party led by a fascist, but he is a fascist. He cannot help but be a fascist. His personality disorders make him a fascist. He does not care about anyone else. He does not care about the rule of law. He does not care about justice. He does not care about right and wrong.
He's a convicted criminal. He's an adjudicated sexual abuser. He is by any colloquial standard a rapist, He is a bad man. And why all of you out theresem to want to excuse him and pretend that that reality is something other than what it is and what you want it to be is the problem.
Saturday, September 28, 2024
"WHAT DID DEMENTIA DONNIE SAY TODAY?"
QUESTION:
What action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America so that we can continue to build the best cars in the world here in Michigan?
DONALD TRUMP:
So, pretty much as we've been saying - and what I want to do is I want to be able to - look your business years ago - this area, I was honored as the man of the year was maybe 20 years ago - oh, and the fake news heard about it, they said it never happened it never happened and and I didn't know who it was, who was a group that honored me, as man of the year, the fakers back there - see the fake news - but they said they said, oh, and they looked and it, you know, they said, it never happened, but I said, I swear to you, it happened, it did happen - I always been to the year and I came and I made a speech and I said, why do you allow them to take your car business away? What are you allow it to happen? They're taking your business away and I didn't know too much about all I know is they were taking your car industry away from you - they said it never happened and lo and behold, somebody said, I remember the event - and then we found out and we had everything - we got the awards, we had everything - it did happen - but I gave a speech, which at the time was pretty controversial.
Thursday, September 12, 2024
Tuesday, September 10, 2024
Watching
Vice President Harris vs Mr. Trump
The thing I'd most like to hear from Vice President Harris tonight:
"I thought we came here to debate policy and a vision for America's future, not listen to an elderly white billionaire piss and moan for 90 minutes about how persecuted he is. Donna? George? Is this what we all signed up for?"
Friday, September 6, 2024
Monday, August 19, 2024
Monday, August 5, 2024
Monday, July 29, 2024
Thursday, July 25, 2024
After lengthy deliberation and thought, and considering the tremendous talents of many others, I have decided that the person suited to assume the position of Vice President of the United States is Senator JD Vance of the Great State of Ohio.
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SENATOR JD VANCE of the GREAT STATE OF OHIO
When you go to the polls in this country as a parent, you should have more power, you should have more of an ability to speak your voice in our democratic republic than people who don’t have kids. Let’s face the consequences and the reality. If you don’t have as much of an investment in the future of this country, maybe you shouldn’t get nearly the same voice.
Now people will say - and I’m sure The Atlantic and The Washington Post, all the usual suspects will criticize me about this in the the coming days - doesn’t this mean that non-parents don’t have as much of a voice as parents? Doesn’t this mean that parents get a bigger say in how our democracy functions?
Yes. Absolutely.
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APPARENTLY NECESSARY BREAKING NEWS:
The transcript of the craven, dangerous, and misogynist idiocy and christo-fascism pf a scumbag like JD Vance is not just agreeing with him and could even [gasp] be pointing out the lethal threat he poses to ALL WOMEN as well as making his hatred of women known to the general public. In the immortal words of Marcia Bauer, “Say that comment aloud three times before you type it.”
















