THE HARRIS CAMPAIGN

In response to Donnie's Taylor Swift insanity this morning

Donald Trump's week of whining and spouting conspiracy theories has voters on both sides of the aisle ready to Forget That He Ever Existed. The American people want to be Out of the Woods of the chaos and division of the Trump era, leave behind the Blank Space of Trump's broken promises, and Begin Again by electing Vice President Harris to ensure America's future of opportunity is Long Lived.

Voters know All Too Well how dangerous Trump and his Project 2025 agenda will be if he wins. This November, we can make sure this is The Last Time we have to deal with his End Game of jacking up taxes on the middle class and ripping away Americans' freedoms.

Together, we can turn the page on the Trump Era and write a new chapter where all Americans Breathe easy knowing we have strong, steady leadership at the helm. We can make sure The Story of Us is one of progress -- and show Donald Trump we are not going Back to December of 2020. Like ever.

Bigly mad.

Mad as a fucking hatter.

He's not fit to leave his motel without a crash helmet let alone have his own social media accounts or, I don't know, the nuclear codes.

And make no mistake - This is a lethal threat.

TED Talk

DONALD J TRUMP

After lengthy deliberation and thought, and considering the tremendous talents of many others, I have decided that the person suited to assume the position of Vice President of the United States is Senator JD Vance of the Great State of Ohio.

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SENATOR JD VANCE of the GREAT STATE OF OHIO

When you go to the polls in this country as a parent, you should have more power, you should have more of an ability to speak your voice in our democratic republic than people who don’t have kids. Let’s face the consequences and the reality. If you don’t have as much of an investment in the future of this country, maybe you shouldn’t get nearly the same voice.

Now people will say - and I’m sure The Atlantic and The Washington Post, all the usual suspects will criticize me about this in the the coming days - doesn’t this mean that non-parents don’t have as much of a voice as parents? Doesn’t this mean that parents get a bigger say in how our democracy functions?

Yes. Absolutely.

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APPARENTLY NECESSARY BREAKING NEWS:

The transcript of the craven, dangerous, and misogynist idiocy and christo-fascism pf a scumbag like JD Vance is not just agreeing with him and could even [gasp] be pointing out the lethal threat he poses to ALL WOMEN as well as making his hatred of women known to the general public. In the immortal words of Marcia Bauer, “Say that comment aloud three times before you type it.”

You know, little bois, the only people on the planet not laughing their asses off at you are the other little bois and the women you've beaten to they point they physically can't call 911.

Maybe just go home and have your mommy powder that little hole where your penis is supposed to be. Diaper rash chafes.

Pathetic.

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Taylor Swift
SPEAK NOW (TAYLOR'S VERSION)

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In honor of the right wing nutjob christian "alphas" who've been sobbing uncontrollably and unable to get out of bed since Sunday afternoon. 

Or as I like to call them, the Psy-Op Boiz.

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Ryan Adams

1989