Showing posts with label Make America Garbage Again. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Make America Garbage Again. Show all posts
Monday, May 27, 2024
Monday, December 25, 2023
WALL OF VOODOO
"Shouldn't Have Given Him a Gun for Christmas"
(aka "A MAGAt's Christmas")
There's been snow covered Christmases
And ones just of rain
Of smoked hams and warm bread
And shiny toy trains
And though they've always been different
They've all been the best
Yet there's one I remember
More tenderly than all the rest
It all began with Uncle Jack
He made a crack and wouldn't take it back
Dad was drinking, he got sore
There was a flash, and a crash
It took the manger on the floor
Shouldn't have given him a gun for Christmas
Shouldn't have given him a gun, gun, gun
Shouldn't have given him a gun for Christmas
Look what Daddy has done, done, done!
He put two slugs into the neighbor's door
And kicked upon a raging scene
The plastic baby Jesus he blew to smithereens
I can't think about the nine year old
Who only seems ten
And how he went on cavelling to the doors of now dead man, oh
Shouldn't have given him a gun for Christmas
Shouldn't have given him a gun, gun, gun
Shouldn't have given him a gun for Christmas
Look what Daddy has done, done, done!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Wie treu sind deine Biätter!
Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Wie treu sind deine Biätter!
Of course I could have been pizzas and all that but-
Oooo, yeah!
Shouldn't have given him a gun for Christmas
Shouldn't have given him a gun, gun, gun
Shouldn't have given him a gun for Christmas
Look what Daddy has done, done, done!
Music and Lyrics by Andy Prieboy and Marc Moreland
Thursday, February 23, 2023
Sunday, May 15, 2022
Saturday, May 7, 2022
Sunday, April 17, 2022
If not dead and turned to dust 2000 years ago like Caligula, Jesus would have refused to come back because of the people who claim to follow him.
He'd be too ashamed to show his face.
Show me ONE American christian who'll publicly say this guy and his five daughters saying "Fuck Biden" is not "christian values."
Go ahead. I'll wait. Just one. Just one American christian who'll say, "Not all christians."
Just one.
Still waiting.
#MadeAmericaGarbageAgain
Friday, April 15, 2022
Sunday, March 20, 2022
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Behold, the Spring has come; the earth has received the embraces of the sun and we shall soon see the results of that love!
Every seed is awakened and so has all animal life. It is through this mysterious power that we too have our being, and we therefore yield to our neighbors, even our animal neighbors, the same right as ourselves, to inhabit this land.
[He continued, though, speaking words that almost 150 years later are no less contemporary to the endlessly gleeful invasions, gleeful theft, gleeful genocides, and gleeful destruction of the land, its cultures, and the world by indefensible white immigrants from Europe who have poisoned humanity with our use of religion and guns to take, kill, and destroy.]
Yet, hear me, people, we have now to deal with another race – small and feeble when our fathers first met them but now great and overbearing. Strangely enough they have a mind to till the soil and the love of possession is a disease with them. These people have made many rules that the rich may break but the poor may not. They take their tithes from the poor and weak to support the rich and those who rule.
They claim this mother of ours, the earth, for their own and fence their neighbors away; they deface her with their buildings and their refuse. The nation is like a spring freshet that overruns its banks and destroys all that are in its path.
We cannot dwell side by side. Only seven years ago we made a treaty by which we were assured that the buffalo country should be left to us forever. Now they threaten to take that away from us. My brothers, shall we submit or shall we say to them, "First kill me before you take possession of my land."
[And so we did. Just as he asked. By the tens of millions in North America alone.]
Tuesday, March 15, 2022
Thursday, March 10, 2022
AIMÉ CÉSAIRE
Discourse on Colonialism
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A civilization that proves incapable of solving the problems it creates is a decadent civilization.
A civilization that chooses to close its eyes to its most crucial problems is a stricken civilization.
A civilization that uses its principles for trickery and deceit is a dying civilization.
Wednesday, March 9, 2022
- Can't go out in the rain because they're just too big of pussies?
- Begging for money on the streets instead of going to work and taking care of their families?
- Getting lost driving in a circle?
- Bragging about the most ridiculous and easily demonstrable lie the country has heard since Fuckstick Trump had to stop talking for seven seconds to stuff four Big Macs into his mouth at one time?
Just fucking pathetic. So much shame being an American when we share the same air with these fucking losers and free-loaders.
BLM was on the streets for months being brutalized and murdered for defending actual human rights and resisting systematic police brutality and systematic murder of black men by police. Brian "He Man" Brase quit after three days to panhandle enough working people's money to afford powdering his vagina because of ... mist.
Having other people pay for his spa day is the best win he's ever gonna have.
Enjoy those fluffy clouds of lavender, Brandon.
Saturday, March 5, 2022
Hey, you fucking moron MAGAts ....
Here's your boy ROGER STONE
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On the terrorist attack attempting a coup d'etat against the United States by MAGAts:
It’s really bad for the movement. It hurts, it doesn’t help. I’m not sure what they thought they were going to achieve. Any claim, assertion or implication that I knew about, was involved in or condoned the illegal acts at the Capitol on Jan 6 is categorically false and there is no witness or document that proves otherwise."
On Jared Kushner:
"He’s going to get a beating. He needs to have a beating. And needs to be told, ‘This time we’re just beating you. Next time we’re killing you. No, no, it isn’t joking. Not joking. It’s not a joke." And then, "Obviously, If you use any of that, I will murder you."
On Donald Trump:
" ... Single greatest mistake in American history. I'm done with this president. I'm going to go public supporting impeachment. I have no choice. He has to go. He has to go. Run again! You'll get your fucking brains beat in."
Wednesday, March 2, 2022
I'm not one to use the c-word unless it is fully warranted.
That said ...
This FUCKING CUNT needs to be tarred and feathered, sent back to the trailer park, and have her mouth duct taped for the rest of her miserable life.
May she never know one moment of peace or happiness for as long as that black heart struggles to beat.
SCUM OF THE EARTH.
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