ONE NAKED FARMER (1NF): snowflakes

Showing posts with label snowflakes. Show all posts

Showing posts with label snowflakes. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Yeah, cry me a fucking river.

Saturday, August 17, 2024

We really can't guess, Chad. You've had so many things melting you down like velveeta on your microwaved tacos lately that no one can keep track.

Please do scream about about whatever has your panties on fire today so the mystery can end, so actual men can ridicule your pity party for five seconds, and so the adults can get on with their lives until the next time Cracker Barrel adds a new menu item.

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

No cream. No sugar.

Wednesday, January 3, 2024

Trump's Christian Army:

Green Day sucks and hasn't been relevant in 20 years.

Also Trump's Christian Army:

I've been in the fetal position sobbing my eyes out for 48 hours because Billy Joe Armstrong said something that hurt my fee-fees.

Also Trump's Christian Army:

Instead of paying child support or insuring my car, I'm gonna send the multi-billionaire my whole paycheck. That'll show Green Day.

Saturday, July 29, 2023

Dear White Baby Jesus™:

I've never asked you for anything, but ...

Please let there be a gathering of the incel unfuckables in front of the theatre today so I can sip from the shrivelled dribbling faucets of their shattered masculinity (such as it was before someone made a movie about a doll).

Thank you.

Monday, March 20, 2023

To all the piece-of-shit white supremacist snowflakes ...

See you on opening night.

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Having grown up in an ultra-evangelical environment, I can assure you that the number one lesson I was taught by my parents and pastors was BE AFRAID - NO, BE TERRIFIED OF EVERYTHING.

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SOME QUOTES

MARGARET ATWOOD

Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.

DOROTHY ALLISON

If it’s true, I have the absolute right to terrify you with it.

CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS

I am absolutely convinced that the main source of hate in the world is religion and organized religion. Absolutely convinced of that. And I think it should be - religion - treated with ridicule, hatred, and contempt.

So when I say that I think religion poisons everything, I’m not just doing what publishers like and coming up with a provocative subtitle. I mean to say it infects us in our most basic integrity.

It says we can’t be moral without “Big Brother,” without a totalitarian permission. It means we can’t be good to one another without this. It means we must be afraid.

We must also be forced to love someone whom we fear - the essence of sado-masochism, the essence of abjection, the essence of the Master/Slave relationship. And that it knows death is coming, and can’t wait to bring it on.

I say that is Evil.

And though I do, some nights, stay home, I enjoy more the nights when I go out and fight against this ultimate wickedness and this ultimate stupidity.

JACK LONDON

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time living.

ROBERT A. HEINLEIN

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

STEPHEN BATCHELOR

It has taken four billion years of evolution to generate this kind of organism with this kind of brain, and yet we wake up in the morning and feel bored. How extraordinary it is to be here at all!

DOROTHY PARKER

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

URSULA K. LE GUIN

There’s no right answer to the wrong question. Now what do we do?

CARL SAGAN

I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time – when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues.

When the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what’s true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness.

The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media, the 30 second sound bites - now down to 10 seconds or less - lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance.

MARGARET MEAD

It seems to me very important to continue to distinguish between two evils. It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary evil as good.